 Time wasters for May 2010
The line to the Ladies room is always so long. THERE ARE ALWAYS OTHER OPTIONS My girlfriend is so cool, she really bends over backwards for me. And traveling is easy, she fits right in the suitcase. She is flexible in the sack..plus her father owns a chain of liquor stores. CHECK OUT GUMBY THE CARRY ON HOTTIE You ever think what it would be like if women controlled the world? IT WOULD PROBABLY GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS How many words can you find? WACKY WORD SEARCH Monkey Cliff Diving Game CHECK IT OUT What's Different? FIND FIVE CHALLENGE You want to get your shot at Bin Laden...nows your chance BIN LADEN LIQUORS Just Rockin out in the car BIZZARE AIR BAG INCIDENT I want to report an assault I JUST GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A CONDOM Can't reach my purse HERE CLIMB UP ON THIS Battle of the little dudes MIDGET WRESTLING A little too big for me LARGEST FAMILY HOME IN AMERICA FOR SALE Where's the nearest tree...I have to pee GIRL PEEING ON TREE Girls you like my moves? BEST BUY EMPLOYEE GETS DOWN If you don't like to drive, Mass Transit is always an option CROWDED TRAIN Hi, my name is Woody THE BIG PACKAGE PRANK I'll just finish my news report WHILE THE KANGAROO RUBS ONE OFF Tired of the same old Billboards CHECK THESE OUT Hey everybody check me out I CAN DO SPLITS WHILE STANDING Join the fight against crack WTF? This was an easy bust for the cops MARCO POLO Dude you have issues SHUT UP AND QUACK LIKE A DUCK Doctor told me only one glass of alcohol per day I CAN LIVE WITH THAT Pumba and Timon were spotted I KNEW THEY WERE REAL I have the urge to punch you right in the face COME A LITTLE CLOSER What's your favorite flower? These are cool! GOD CREATED STRANGE FLOWERS THAT LOOK LIKE VAGINA What's with the F%#*@ Jar? OFFICE SWEAR JAR Everybody gets tired HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED? This guy pitches a tent WITHOUT A TENT It's going to be a bear to get you down from there MAMA BEAR RESCUES CUB FROM TREE Hold on boys we are going for a ride ROLLER KARUSSELL -GOTTA CHECK THIS ONE OUT This guy does makes cool things out of dollar bills AND HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE TRUCK This guy must be on some kind of watch list I LUV NY I'm so happy for you two...OOPS BEST MAN RUINS WEDDING What's that stranger doing in the picture? 18 HILARIOUS PHOTO BOMBS She's so Busted!! THE BUSTY POLICE Large Member SCHOOL PLAY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION That kiss was amazing KISSING TEST PRANK Not sure what kind of business this is? I MIGHT GIVE THEM A CALL For all you Spam fans, we got something for you UNICORN MEAT American Idol look out for this cool cat PUSSY EL LOCO Some interesting poses for a fashion ad JAPANESE FASHION AD Good News for all you Slider fans CANDLES OFFER A WHIFF OF WHITE CASTLE Warning you might find this very disturbing CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP Waitress wins a new Toyota WHY IS SHE SO UPSET? Striped Icebergs of the Antarctic AMAZING CHECK IT OUT Let's go to Hooters WHO WANTS TO SEE THIS For all you Ozzy Fans, you gotta check out this kid! TEN YEAR OLD GUITAR PRODIGY YUTO MIYAZAWA RETURNS Shoe Shiner? NOT ALWAYS A BAD JOB You can find all kinds of stuff on Craigslist 20 MOST BIZARRE CRAIGSLIST ADS One good reason to wear a hat is to keep the sun out of your eyes CHECK OUT THIS COOL DUDE You talking smack about me? TIME FOR YOUR SMACKDOWN 
Has anyone seen my porn dvd? SECOND GRADER ORDERS DIGITAL YEARBOOK, GETS PORN DVD INSTEAD Haven't seen the neighbors in a few days COUPLE FOUND BURIED ALIVE UNDER TRASH Good News, you won 500K on that scratch off ticket BAD NEWS IS THAT IT WAS A MISPRINT Never heard of that street WOMAN SHOCKED TO SEE VULGAR ADDRESS ON NEW DRIVERS LICENSE I think it's time to call the Merry Maids, this place is a little dirty HUNDREDS OF RATS REMOVED FROM HOME Maybe a shower will sober me up a bit COPS FIND NAKED DRUNKEN TEEN IN STRANGERS BATHTUB Wish my aim was a little better WOMAN SHOOTS RAPIST WITH HIS GUN Smells like fish NAKED COMMUTERS TURN RUSH HOUR INTO BLUSH HOUR This dude won't have to worry about his prize lawn anymore MAN KILLED AFTER DOG URINATES ON NEIGHBORS LAWN Pull up your blinds and let me get some naked footage of your wife MAN TACKLED AFTER TAKING VIDEO CAMERA INTO HIS PATIO Todays lesson is on protecting yourself from identity theft TEACHER SCAMMED STUDENTS BY STEALING THEIR IDENTIES The Perfect Storybook wedding. The ride home ruined everything 28 WEDDING GUESTS ELECTROCUTED What do you think a crack dealer should look like? 87 YEAR OLD WOMAN BUSTER FOR SELLING CRACK That's not Chicken CHINESE CAT LOVER SAVES 1200 CATS Lets go out for a drink. He should sleep for a while BABY SITTER LEFT TODDLER ALONE TO GO OUT DRINKING 2 FOR 1 Special MANS SUICIDE SHOT ALSO KILLS HIS SLEEPING WIFE Drama in the Classroom SCHOOL OFFICIALS INVESTIGATE ALLEGED ORAL SEX ACT IN CLASSROOM What's up with the Television? ZOMBIE SATELLITE THREATENS TV COVERAGE ACROSS AMERICA Special if you finish the burger it is free BARBECUE CHEF MAKES WORLD'S BIGGEST HAMBURGER Who funded this study? STUDY FINDS LARGER BREASTS PAY OFF FOR WAITRESS Hey everybody party in the hot tub DRUNKEN NAKED STRANGER IN COUPLES HOT TUB The wedding is over now what I do with the gown? BRIDES WEDDING DRESS STORAGE DILEMMA SOLVED BY SCIENTISTS I could use a cup of coffee, what's in the thermos? MAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE BULL SEMEN ACROSS BORDER Dude this is going to be the coolest prank of all time LIVE EEL INSERTED INTO DRUNK MANS RECTUM-BOWELS DEVOURED Do you believe in ghosts, I just saw one CONFUSION AS MURDER VICTIM REAPPEARS AFTER 11 YEARS This is going to be a great surprise! BIRTHDAY BLINDFOLDING LEADS TO TEENS ARREST I just came up with this great idea. I can make some serious cash. I won't have to work again MAN BUSTED FOR ALTERING $10 CHECK TO READ $269k I need a haircut and I need it now SUV CRASHES INTO BARBERSHOP What's the latest skinny? YOU'RE NOT GUILTY OF RAPE, SKINNY JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT Show me my money FLORIDA MAN LOST 14k CASH AND WANTS IT BACK I love that movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre, watched it lots of times TEXAS DUDE DECAPITATED WIFE WITH CHAIN SAW I can't work because of my back, but I work a mean pole WAITRESS ON DISABILITY CAUGHT STRIPPING Bow to the Master WHY THEY WORSHIP THE PENIS IN JAPAN Don't worry about the parking...everything is cool MAN ATTACKS NEIGHBOR WITH BOW AND ARROW I'll go find out where all the noise is coming from MEETING DISRUPTED BY COUPLE HAVING SEX IN BATHROOM 
Think twice before making that copy ALL COPIES EVER MADE ON DIGITAL COPY MACHINES SAVED You can't stop the aging process, you could change a few of your habits 9 HARMLESS HABITS THAT AGE YOU Back Home |
